depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
Things that I write:
- Sins
Things that I don’t write:
- Tragedies
Things people haven’t heard of
- Closing the god damn door
Things the Bride is:
- A whore
Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in:
- This Place
(Source: anondracomalfoy)
my heart is full of hate and swag
thisisawasteland—myonlyretreat:
funny text posts arent my
Puns like that could get you in
give it a
Yeah I think the joke might be falling
This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music
-Choir Problems
AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Source: eeveevevo)
lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog
and occasionally show eachother funny text posts
You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.
i hate when my hot friends call themselves ugly bc then like what am i
The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
if i could ignore myself i would
*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*