scvlptures:

depression is when you don’t really care about anything

anxiety is when you care too much about everything

and having both is just like what

• Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo

i-like-pigeons:

Things that I write:

• Sins

Things that I don’t write:

• Tragedies

Things people haven’t heard of

• Closing the god damn door

Things the Bride is:

• A whore

Things I wouldn’t be caught dead in: 

• This Place

(Source: anondracomalfoy)

earthnation:

my heart is full of hate and swag

thisisawasteland—myonlyretreat:

thosechoirproblems:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

-Choir Problems

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(Source: eeveevevo)

aftershe:

egberts:

lets have a sleepover and ignore each other while we blog

and occasionally show eachother funny text posts

vaspim:

You wanna know what gets me off? What really turns me on? Writing an essay without changing the default size 11 Calibri font with no line spacing, and then changing it to size 12 Times New Roman with double spacing and seeing it grow from 3 to 5 pages. Yeah, that really gets me going.

jesuschristvevo:

i hate when my hot friends call themselves ugly bc then like what am i

vivalaausten:

greydelisle:

The kid behind me at Starbucks got way too excited about the last pumpkin muffin….so I ordered it.

spotifylistener:

when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there

if i could ignore myself i would

lilbunnygirl:

*gives you a lap dance for curly fries*